Johnny Football Headed For a Motorcycle-Wreck-Like Outcome
Alex Dunlap, RosterWatch.com

Johnny Manziel, from all we can tell, has yet to spend one weekend in his new home of Cleveland, a city who views the rookie quarterback as the future of its downtrodden Browns franchise.

Why? He’s out “being Johnny,” the exact thing that Browns brass had to worry about the most when selecting him. Let’s recap:

First week of OTA’s – skip town for the weekend to party with Gronkowski and TexAgs.com bossman (and epic hanger-on) Billy Luicci in Las Vegas.

Second week of OTAs – skip town to head to Austin and get photographed on a blow-up swan getting hammered in a pool, drinking champagne straight from a bottle on one night…

… then eat shit trying to do a drunken handstand at AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT POOL the next night, leaving hangers-on and enablers such as Billy Liucci fearing an injured shoulder early on Sunday morning.

After seeing a bullet dodged in Week 3 of OTAs (no apparent shoulder injuries from his “spill” in Austin), Johnny Football was back on his downward spiral this weekend, partying all over Houston and having gems like this recorded of himself for the world to see.

It’s time for Johnny Football to chill out. He’s about to have five weeks off to do things like this, and honestly, the Cleveland brass has to be worried about just what the hell he may get into over that period.