Pouncey Brothers Remain Complete Turds, Worthless Citizens
Alex Dunlap, RosterWatch.com

One year removed from a birthday party celebration where Mike and Maurkice Pouncey were publicly recognized as worthless citizens and shitty people by wearing hats that said “Free Hernandez,” (referring to college teammate and accused serial murderer Aaron Hernandez), the Pouncey brothers set out for this year’s celebration with similar, scummy hijinx on the mind.

Mike Pouncey, the center for the Miami Dolphins and a notably crappy leader given his involvement and/or enabling of “bullygate” tactics among the Dolphins offensive line group in 2013, will miss at least 3 months of action coming into 2014 after undergoing hip surgery just weeks ago.

Apparently, he’s ahead of schedule in his rehab, because he’s allegedly already ganging up with his large friends and jumping men half his size.

I just got jumped/beat up/bashed by 4 bouncers and the Pouncey Twins at Cameo. Today is July 12, 2014… http://t.co/4kaCycDvM8

— IG: iRickyVasquez (@iAmRickyVasquez) July 12, 2014

In searching the alleged victim’s Instagram, you can tell that he’s generally a cheerful guy…

What a difference a few hours, a beatdown and 10 stitches to your dome can make in your attitude.

and Ricky Vasquez apparently wasn’t the only victim… Here’s the photo and post from a female witness who Maurkice Pouncey allegedly goosed right in the forehead.

Went inside @Cameomia 10 minutes just to be punched in my face by Marquise Pouncey for trying to stop him and his brother mike from beating the shit out of my friend @irickyvasquez. Filed a report even though the Police said nothing probably will be done about this situation. These athletes get on all these fuckin drugs and act an ass knowing they will be protected by these clubs because of how much money they spend in their clubs but I’m not gonna let this shit rest. I’m a female and I won’t Stand for no man putting their hands on me.

We’ve always said we thought that jail was a great fit for Aaron Hernandez’ personality, and a place where he’ll surely be able to spread his wings and lead the sort of lifestyle that makes him feel complete. There is becoming less and less doubt in our minds that his boys, the Pouncey brothers, would make similarly wonderful inmates.