Former Crappy Browns WR Greg Little Says Josh Gordon’s Issues Were “Out of His Control”
Alex Dunlap, RosterWatch

Former stone-handed Browns WR Greg Little is taking up for a stoner.

Little (who is sure to soon be cut by his new Raiders club after numerous initial reports come out slobbing his knob for being an athletic freak), told Sirius XM radio’s Late Hits with Alex Marvez and Gil Brandt Thursday evening that the pickle Josh Gordon has once again found himself in was “out of his control.”

Greg Little on Josh Gordon: He's a guy that's going to work to get back and show that this was a mistake. It was out of his control. #Browns

— SiriusXM NFL Radio (@SiriusXMNFL) May 23, 2014

And all those dropped passes in Cleveland were out of Little’s control, too, we suppose.

Josh Gordon, who has been passing out stoned in Taco Bell parking lots since college and has never gotten through an NFL season free of being flagged for codeine sizzurp or weed, is clearly a transcendent receiver. He may be the league’s sickest athletic freak with the ball in the air and in his hands. He’s the Black Anaconda.

To say that not being able to pee clean for an employer-sanctioned drug test is an “uncontrollable” state is laughable, however. As fans of Gordon’s skills and the excitement he brings to the NFL football field (and fantasy rosters), we here at RosterWatch hope Gordon holds himself more responsible for his (now chronically repeated) actions in a much more serious manner than Greg Little seems to have.

Otherwise, Gordon’s career is – undoubtedly – over and done for good. No amount of talent is worth the headache of knowing the player will not be available for critical portions of the season by his own doing.

Your most important “ability” as a football player? AvailABILITY.