RosterWatch Computer Love: Week 13
Byron Lambert, Rosterwatch.com

Well, it was an interesting first Thanksgiving at the RosterWatch household for the robot genius, to say the least. We’ve told you the RosterWatch Computer is an adolescent coming into his own, and over the holiday he seemed a bit confused.

His attraction to elite, high-maintenance wide receivers has always made us proud surrogate parents. But, we noticed something a bit strange after we carved up the turkey on Thursday.

(Gulp) We noticed that during the games when Reggie Bush and LeVeon Bell showed the Computer their pulsating Week 13 fantasy monsters, well, we kind of saw the Computer “shuffling something around” in his robot pants.

Then, just a few hours later, after the games were over- we went to tuck him into bed, and found him on his laptop looking at Week 13 pictures of CJ Spiller– and it smelled an AWFUL lot like his favorite eucalyptus creams in there.

For now, our hope is that some of the Trashman’s recent fashion decisions have confused the little guy. I know, for a fact, that the European-style pants really threw him for a loop.

We decided to let him be, and right before he fell asleep, the Computer, in his typically gracious way, shared his thanks for Josh Gordon, Alshon Jeffery and Kendall Wright this year. He continues to send them his Computer Love for Week 13.

The last Thanksgiving words that he muttered as he dozed into dreamland, were something about how much he would love to spend the holidays somewhere like Miami someday…….and something about Mike Wallace and Brian Hartline in Week 13.