His circuitry is heating up, and the sensations in his robot pants are increasing as the data on the season continues to flow through his electrical inputs. (We wonder why he gets all of his feelings in his tiny pants?)

The little guy is becoming defiant in his adolescence, as he broke curfew last night. We were concerned when we hadn’t heard from him after midnight- and then found an empty bottle of syzzurup and Josh Gordon – Justin Blackmon magazines in his bedroom.

Of course, we know RosterWatch Nation needs his advice for a must win Week 7 so we searched the streets of Austin, Tx. all night – only to find him in a back alley rummaging through the dumpster with the Trashman and six beautiful women.

Better late than never, the Robot Genius has given us the Wide Receivers he LOVES for Week 7:

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Steve Smith, SR– The Computer has developed a fetish for Senior Citizens. He loves putting his blood-and-guts-shielding goggles on and watching Steve Smith Ravens highlights all night long. His pants move every time he processes Steve Smith’s measures of central tendency. The Senior Citizen has a solid matchup on the week, and gets more targets per game than Brandon Marshall and Randall Cobb. He doesn’t have to score a touchdown to be valuable, either.

Oakland Raiders Wide Receivers– The Robot Genius has a wandering eye for those of the opposite position. We think he may grow out of it, but aren’t entirely sure. His main obsession has always been pass catchers, but every once in a while we’ve found him Googling pass throwers. He specifically told us this week, that Derek Carr the rookie quarterback in Oakland “has beautiful blue eyes”. The little guys loves Carr, which means he loves James Jones and Andre Holmes. He’s actually spoken to former college coaches who coached against Andre Holmes during his time at Hillsdale, and got very excited to hear Holmes was a manly and beastly nightmare for opposing defensive coaches during his college years. Both Raiders Wide Receivers are 9-point contributors on the season and above-average producers by every other statistical measure the Computer analyzes. Jones and Holmes project WR1 production with the sickest matchup of the week against a horribly over-paid and over-hyped Arizona Cardinals secondary.

Malcom Floyd– It appears the Computer’s love for geriatrics isn’t exclusive to Steve Smith. The Robot Genius also wakes up thinking about Floyd. He’s even told us sometimes he thinks about Smith and Floyd at the same time for an early morning throbber. Like Holmes, and Jones- Floyd is a 9-point player by all measures on the season. His touchdown dependency is a bit concerning, but if he doesn’t score he still won’t leave our confused little genius completely blue-balled. Floyd’s a WR2 play in a very important division game against the rival Kansas City Chiefs. The Robot Genius doesn’t believe in Santa Claus, but he does believe in Philip Rivers steering the ship to a career year. Much of which involves Malcom Floyd stuffing something kinky in Santa Reids stocking in Week 7.

TY Hilton and Golden Tate– In an attempt to immediately correct his behavior, we quickly reprimanded the Little Genius for running with the Trashman last night. We threatened him with a “whooping” if we ever catch him hanging with rotten low life scoundrels of that ilk ever again. The surrogate parenting books we’ve read all say under circumstances like this, that it is imperative not only to correct the behavior, but to identify it’s roots. We’ve found out our boy went to dig through the garbage with the Trashman so they could talk about their mutual love for TY Hilton and Golden Tate all night long.

Just disgusting.